Friday, February 22, 2008

I need a new name.

For the last year or so, my handle hasn't felt as relevant as it once did. I am no longer the same person I was when I conceived the alias. Like most of my clothes, it's worn, and ill-fitting.

I started using the name when I wanted to start over, to erase my past and move on. I've done that, forgiven myself for my mistakes, and learned from them. I've outgrown my sobriquet and it feels shabby.

An internet handle affects how people see you in ways that your actual name, or even your nickname doesn't. Most people don't choose their real world names for themselves (although I have run into a few.) Your digital moniker is one you have chosen, and when you choose one like assmonkey69, people will judge you for it (my apologies to assmonkey69, I'm sure you had very compelling reasons to use that appellation.)

I don't want to continue using a name that now has connotations with a video game I have never played. People might start to think I'm geeky or something. Wait a minute - I am geeky. I still don't like that particular video game, though. I'm not big on shooter games, or I would probably be playing it right now.

None of the other pseudonyms I use would be appropriate for everyday use. Either they're associated with things I'd rather not have everyone privy to, or I've used them for spam accounts.

So I'm asking my friends, family, acquaintances, and any random people who find my blog, to give me suggestions for a new handle. Something relevant to me, yet obscure enough that it will still be available. I like obscure. Latin is also a bonus. A prize will be awarded to the person whose suggestion I use.

8 Comments:

Blogger Trevor said...

Will the prize be appropriate to the winner. Hey, Mike, get back here.

February 22, 2008 at 8:56 PM  
Blogger E said...

The prize will be appropriate to the winner. Duh! I certainly wouldn't give my mother the same thing I would give you, or Mike. You wouldn't want a doily, and my mom wouldn't want - maybe I shouldn't go into that much detail on a public forum.

February 23, 2008 at 9:01 AM  
Blogger ZombieBoomStick said...

Well, you already dismissed assmonkey69. That's all well and good, since it's probably taken. Give me a moment or three, and I'll think of something. Unfortunately, everything I know about you is hearsay (a word which is surprisingly close to heresy, which could then lead to hershey. Not sure why I'm thinking of Pennsylvania, but what the hell, back on task.) I'll poke around and see what I can come up with.

February 23, 2008 at 6:05 PM  
Blogger Trevor said...

Hey, Mike, don't forget that your prize will be delayed indefinitely. Unless that is, you get a doily. Not that I'm saying you shouldn't play, just that I'm not relaxing on this issue any time soon.

February 23, 2008 at 9:50 PM  
Blogger ZombieBoomStick said...

So, I need to purchase a doily to claim my prize. That's a messed up eligibility requirement.

February 24, 2008 at 6:09 PM  
Blogger DR said...

Earth Goddess....

I know, plainly typical. Well, that's just me. Choose whatever you will, it's all free!

Love your blog...

DR

February 24, 2008 at 8:11 PM  
Blogger Trevor said...

All games have some sort of entry fee; a doily seems like a small (albeit emasculating) one to me.

As to the contest, sticking with the Latin:

mulieris petulantissimus

or

podicis pan paniscus LXIX

Feel free to adjust the conjugation as you see fit.

February 25, 2008 at 10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After having listened to some of your stories and thinking that you would want to keep in another language Ive come up with Seizonshako. It has been feminized correctly to represent one who has survived after a disaster. The literal translation means Survivor Child, however the language I took it from uses the word "child" to feminize names, ex: my friend who's name is Aieko, Love Child.

February 26, 2008 at 8:36 AM  

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